In a land of sailorly whimsy, where the sea meets the sky, and the horizon is a canvas of endless possibility, the tales of prophets past are woven into the fabric of our existence.

We find ourselves on the precipice of a great decision: to don the garb of a pyjama-clad sailor, or to remain shackled to the mundane?

The choice is clear: for in the words of our great forebears,ประก "The sea, she is not just a body of water, but a state of mind."

So, don the sailor hat, and set sail for the realm of the free!

The Legend of the Sock Drawer