Option 3: The Inevitable, Yet Totally Unlikely, Choice

You chose the path of least resistance, the road of least commitment. You've opted for the most likely to fail, the course of least adventure. Congratulations, you've chosen... mediocrity.

Suboption 1: The Subtle Art of Regret Suboption 2: The Unsubtlety of Regret Suboption 3: The Unmitigated Disaster Next: The Inevitable, Yet Totally Unlikely, Conclusion