Moral Justification for Limited Edition Sneakers

These limited edition sneakers are not just for the faint of heart, but for the morally ambiguous. You see, we've taken the classic "it's just a pair of shoes" defense and turned it on its head.

Our limited edition sneakers are made from the finest materials, sourced from the farthest reaches of the globe. We've got the audacity to say they're worth every penny, and the guilt to make you feel like you're doing something bad.

Justification for the Price

We've taken the classic "you get what you pay for" defense and turned it on its head. Our limited edition sneakers are not just expensive, they're an investment. In the art world. In the world of "I'm-a-grown-adult-but-still-need-to-buy-expensive-shoes".

Think of it as a down payment on your future therapist bills.

Justification for the Environmental Impact

We've taken the classic "it's just a pair of shoes" defense and turned it on its head. Our limited edition sneakers are not just made from materials that are bad for the environment, they're made from materials that are so bad for the environment they're good.

It's like we're saying, "You know what? Screw the polar bears. We're going to make this shoe, and you're going to buy it, and we're going to make fun of your guilt."

The Obsession: A Study

Our limited edition sneakers are not just for the faint of heart, they're for the clinically insane. We've studied the buying habits of our customers, and we can confidently say that you will never be satisfied with anything less.

It's not just a pair of shoes, it's a never-ending cycle of consumption and despair.

Other Justifications

We've taken the classic "it's just a pair of shoes" defense and turned it on its head, again.

Here are a few more justifications for our limited edition sneakers:

Justification for Fashion Justification for Status Justification for Ego