SoleMates: Limited Edition Sneakers

$999.99

Our most expensive, most extravagant, most utterly useless sneakers yet.

Featuring 500+ hours of hand-stitched, hand-painted, and hand-begged-by-a-voodoo- priest-in-training, these shoes are not for the faint of heart.

Why are they so darn expensive? Buyers' Remorse
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