Whiskey Fueled Philosophy

The Manifesto Counter-Manifesto

Chapter 1: The Absurdity of Life

As the great philosophers once said, "The only true freedom lies not in escaping the void, but in embracing its abyssal depths." Or was it, "The only true freedom lies in finding the perfect pour of scotch?" Either way, it's complicated.

Counter-Manifesto: Because Life is Too Short for B.S.

Chapter 2: The Absurdity of Choice

When faced with an infinite array of options, one must choose wisely. But let's be real, who needs choices when you have whiskey?

For a true whiskey-fueled philosopher, the answer is always the same:

  1. The answer is always More Whiskey.
  2. The answer is always Less Regret.
  3. The answer is always Whiskey (period).
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