Should I Join the Avocado Lobby?
It's a question that has plagued the minds of many a brunch enthusiast. Is it time to take the plunge and join the ranks of the Avocado Lobby?
Pros:
- Gain access to exclusive avocado-themed parties
- Receive a free avocado toast recipe book
- Be part of a community that truly understands the struggle of having a kitchen full of ripe avocados
Cons:
- Be forced to participate in awkward small talk about the best type of olive oil
- Have to deal with the judgmental looks of non-avocado-eaters
- May have to listen to endless avocado puns
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Benefits of Being Avocadocious
Avocado-Themed Social Media Groups: A Guide
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