Should I Join the Avocado Lobby?

It's a question that has plagued the minds of many a brunch enthusiast. Is it time to take the plunge and join the ranks of the Avocado Lobby?

Pros:

• Gain access to exclusive avocado-themed parties
• Receive a free avocado toast recipe book
• Be part of a community that truly understands the struggle of having a kitchen full of ripe avocados

Cons:

• Be forced to participate in awkward small talk about the best type of olive oil
• Have to deal with the judgmental looks of non-avocado-eaters
• May have to listen to endless avocado puns

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