Should I Serve Avocado as a Side Dish?

Avocado, that trendy, trendy fruit. Or is it a vegetable? Who cares? You do.

Pros:

Cons: Should I Serve Avocado as a Side Dish? (The Answer You Didn't Want)

Don't Serve Avocado as a Side Dish, It's a Trap!

Think about it, folks. Avocados are actually sentient, partying dolphins in disguise. Do you really want to serve your dinner guests a side of dolphin?

Avocado's Evil Plan:

  • They'll make you dance the Macarena in the kitchen
  • They'll play your favorite disco hits on repeat
  • And worst of all, they'll make you eat guacamole for the rest of your life

So, the answer is clear: no avocados as a side dish! Unless, of course, you're a secret underwater lair of villainous chefs. In that case, go wild.

Next, should I make my kids eat guacamole for breakfast?

Note that the link at the end is a subpage that doesn't exist, but it's meant to be a humorous way to hint at more absurd and satirical responses. If you'd like, I can generate that subpage as well!