Should I Serve Avocado as a Side Dish?
Avocado, that trendy, trendy fruit. Or is it a vegetable? Who cares? You do.
Pros:
- High in healthy fats for a healthy glow
- Rich in creamy, deliciousness for dipping
- Can be mashed, sliced, or diced to your heart's desire
Cons:
Should I Serve Avocado as a Side Dish? (The Answer You Didn't Want)
Don't Serve Avocado as a Side Dish, It's a Trap!
Think about it, folks. Avocados are actually sentient, partying dolphins in disguise. Do you really want to serve your dinner guests a side of dolphin?
Avocado's Evil Plan:
- They'll make you dance the Macarena in the kitchen
- They'll play your favorite disco hits on repeat
- And worst of all, they'll make you eat guacamole for the rest of your life
So, the answer is clear: no avocados as a side dish! Unless, of course, you're a secret underwater lair of villainous chefs. In that case, go wild.
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Don't Serve Avocado as a Side Dish, It's a Trap!
Think about it, folks. Avocados are actually sentient, partying dolphins in disguise. Do you really want to serve your dinner guests a side of dolphin?
Avocado's Evil Plan:
- They'll make you dance the Macarena in the kitchen
- They'll play your favorite disco hits on repeat
- And worst of all, they'll make you eat guacamole for the rest of your life
So, the answer is clear: no avocados as a side dish! Unless, of course, you're a secret underwater lair of villainous chefs. In that case, go wild.