LongChamp-le-Sigma: The Scam of the Century (Or So We're Told)

Are you tired of buying water bottles that claim to make you a better person? Do you feel like you're constantly being sold a bill of goods that just isn't living up to the hype? Well, welcome to LongChamp-le-Sigma, the water bottle that promises the earth and delivers... well, not so much.

For just $50, we'll send you a bottle of LongChamp-le-Sigma water that's been imbued with the essence of the finest, most exotic, and completely made-up ingredients known to man. And by 'essence', we mean 'a dash of water with a pinch of marketing magic.'

Learn more about LongChamp-le-Sigma's 'miraculous' ingredients Why LongChamp-le-Sigma is a scam (Spoiler: it's because we just said it was) Share your thoughts on LongChamp-le-Sigma's... 'unique' business practices