In the depths of space, the Galactic Overlords engaged in a most epic battle with the Zorgon Empire. It was a war of wits, of laser blasts, and of who could make the most dramatic entrance.
Our fearless leader, Lord Blerg, single-handedly turned the tide of the battle with his trusty toaster.
More Epic BattlesAfter careful consideration, the Galactic Overlords decided to colonize the planet Zink. Why? Because it was a great place to buy a good cup of coffee.
Little did they know, Zink was actually a sentient planet with a penchant for terrible coffee.
The Colonization of Zink: A Study