In the land of Norland, where the skies are perpetually grey and the air reeks of despair, King Balthazar III made a decision that would change the course of history forever.
The king, fueled by ale and hubris, decided to build a massive stone statue of himself in the middle of the fjord, complete with a golden crown and a sword that was almost as tall as the statue itself.
The people of Norland were not pleased with this decision, and a rebellion was born. The statue became a symbol of everything that was wrong with the kingdom, and the people vowed to bring it down.