Managing the Uncertainty of It All
Quantum entanglement: the bane of our existence. A phenomenon where two particles become connected across vast distances, forcing us to rethink the fundamental nature of reality.
Unpredictability, Unreliability, Unreliability, Unreliability, Unreliability... You get the point.
The butterfly effect is when a small change in one particle causes a massive, universe-altering catastrophe. Like that time you spilled coffee on the keyboard.
Quantum fluctuations: when the fabric of space-time gets a little too excited and starts making random, unpredictable changes. Like when you try to order pizza online but the internet is down.
Fixing the Internet