Decision 1: Make It Worse

Because who needs quality, anyway?

We're not going to fix anything. We're just going to make it worse.

Our experts have carefully studied the art of doing the bare minimum, and have determined that the key to success lies in the subtle art of doing as little as possible while still appearing to try.

Sub-decision 1: Add More Red Tape

We will add layers of bureaucratic hurdles and regulatory roadblocks to make sure everyone is thoroughly confused and frustrated.

We will also make sure to use the most complicated and obtuse terminology possible, so that even the most skilled professionals are left scratching their heads.

Sub-decision 2: Increase the Price Tag

We will raise the costs of prophets to astronomical levels, making sure that the only ones who can afford to participate are the ones who already have deep pockets.

This will ensure that the few remaining customers are forced to choose between a bad option prophets and a worse one.

Sub-decision 3: Remove All Customer Support

We will make sure that there is no one to turn to when things inevitably go wrong.

This will allow us to focus on our core business: making excuses.

Phase 2: Because Phase 1 Wasn't Enough