Avocado with Pretzels: A Smoothie Decision Portal

Welcome to the Avocado with Pretzels Smoothie Decision Portal, where you'll be forced to decide the fate of your breakfast. Yes, it's that serious.

Add Kiwi and Pecans Add Coconut for Extra Fiber Be a Rebel and Add Nothing Pretzels Galore Repeat Last Week's Smoothie, Because Why Fix What Ain't Broken?

Remember, the world will be watching as you ponder the infinite possibilities of Avocado with Pretzels. Make the right choice, or risk eternal regret.

Join the Pretzel Lobby Pretzel Haters Unite! Visit the Smoothie Novelty Shop Learn about the Avocado Subculture Back to the Decision Portal Home This page is a satirical take on a real-world problem: the overwhelming decision-making process of creating the perfect smoothie. The user is forced to choose between various add-ins for their avocado and pretzel smoothie, with links to subpages that poke fun at the idea of getting too caught up in decision fatigue. The tone is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of absurdity.