Deciding on a Jalapeno Blast Smoothie

For the thrill-seeker, the spice-lover, and the lactose-intolerant

After careful consideration, our team of experts has determined that the ideal jalapeno blast smoothie consists of:

• 2 cups of frozen mango
• 1/4 cup of jalapeno pepper
• 1/2 cup of coconut milk
• 1 tsp of honey
• 1 tsp of cayenne pepper
• A dash of regret

But wait, there's more! You can also add:

• A splash of lemon juice for an extra kick in the teeth
• A pinch of salt to represent the tears of a thousand suns
• A handful of ice for an added layer of frostbite

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Try adding a whole jar of wasabi for an unforgettable experience
• But don't say we didn't warn you

See our other smoothie suggestions for the faint of heart

Or, if you're feeling particularly bored, try our "I'm a grown-up, I can handle it" smoothie