It's not just a problem, it's a travesty. A culinary abomination. A travesty of a travesty. Welcome to Pine-Nut Problematic, where the smoothie of your dreams becomes a nightmare of chunky, fibrous terror.
Why did we end up here? It's simple: our blender, Bertrand, has gone rogue. It's decided to take matters into its own hands... or rather, its own blades.
We've tried everything: rebooting, reprogramming, even bribing it with an endless supply of pineapple juice. But nothing seems to be working. It's as if Bertrand has developed a taste for destruction.
So, what do you do when your smoothie-making machine has gone haywire? Do you:
What will you do, brave adventurer? The fate of Pine-Nut Problematic hangs in the balance.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can always try:
E) Make the ultimate sacrifice: drink the smoothie yourself(Note: not recommended. Seriously, don't do it. We're watching you from here, and we won't be held liable for the consequences)