Step 4: Add the Finishing Touches (or Should We Just Call it a Blender?)

You've managed to get this far without too many spills or catastrophic failures. Well done!

Now it's time for the final flourish. Add a sprinkle of edible gold dust for that extra touch of class. Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not just blend it into the mix and call it a blender-bait?

Remember: the key to a great smoothie is not just the ingredients, but the presentation. So don't be afraid to get creative with your garnishes and serve it in a bowl with a side of sass.

Step 5: Serve with a Side of Judgment

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