Deciding to Make a Smoothie with Whatever You Put in Your Previous Smoothie

Welcome to the most unscientific method of making a smoothie ever conceived!

Step 1: Look Back at Your Old Smoothie

Stare longingly into the depths of your empty blender jar. Remember the remnants of your last creation.

Is it that half-frozen ice cube from 2018? No? Just pretend it's still good.

Step 2: Grab Whatever You See

Rummage through the depths of your kitchen, grabbing whatever you see: the last slice of pineapple from 3 years ago, the 1/4 cup of expired soy milk, the mysterious jar of something that's been sitting on the shelf since the Clinton administration.

Don't worry about the expiration date or the faint smell of despair. This is the key to a truly unique smoothie experience.

Step 3: Blend, Then Question

Add it all to a blender, close your eyes, and press start. Watch as the flavors combine in a swirling vortex of uncertainty.

When it's done, take a sip. And then question the life choices that led you to this moment.

(Optional: Call a therapist)

Step 4: Repeat, Forever