Techniques for Not Being Wrong

Technique 1: The Art of Not Caring

When faced with a decision, pretend you don't care about the outcome.

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Technique 2: The Science of Not Knowing Better

Claim to have done research, even if you haven't.

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Technique 3: The Power of Not Listening

Ignore the input of others, it's not like it's helpful or anything.

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Technique 4: The Art of Not Apologizing

When faced with criticism, claim you were right all along.

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Technique 5: The Folly of Not Admitting

Pretend you knew it all along.

Justify Your Ignorance

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