Most Frequently Asked Questions (Mansions)

Mansion Maintenance and Upkeep

Q: Why do I need to mow the lawn every week?

A: You don't. You just need to pretend to, for the neighbors.

Mansion Security and Perimeter

Q: Can I install a moat filled with piranhas around my house?

A: No. That's just cruel.

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Q: Are there other FAQs for mansions?

A: Oh, you bet your bottom dollar there are.