Q: Why do I need to mow the lawn every week?
A: You don't. You just need to pretend to, for the neighbors.
See also: Lawn Care
Q: Can I install a moat filled with piranhas around my house?
A: No. That's just cruel.
See also: Security Measures
Q: Are there other FAQs for mansions?
A: Oh, you bet your bottom dollar there are.
See also: More FAQs