Welcome to Decision 1-1 of the Mario Brothers' Decision Matrix
As brothers, we have a unique set of skills: plumbing, fixing pipes, and jumping really high.
We are currently at Warp Pipe Junction, and we must decide which path to take next.
Option 1: Take a right turn and risk getting lost in the sewers.
Option 2: Take a left turn and risk getting lost in the Mushroom Kingdom's bureaucracy.
Or, you know, we could just jump over the whole thing and save some time.
*Please note that taking the middle path has not been tested for its effects on Goombas. Prolonged exposure to Goombas has been known to cause existential dread.