Getting Started
First, find a quiet spot on the colony. You know, the part that's not currently on fire.
Put on your yoga pants (or whatever the Martian equivalent is). We're looking at you, colonist!
Take a deep breath. Try not to think about the impending doom of your planet's atmosphere.
Now, bend like you mean it! (Just kidding, we're still figuring out how to make gravity work here.)
- Downward-Facing Colonist (DFC): Start by facing downwards. It's like, the opposite of downward-facing, but with more space.
- Tree Pose: Stand on one leg, the other one on the ceiling. Just don't say we didn't warn you...
- Belly Laughing Colonist (BLC): Laugh so hard you snort. Like, really hard. It's a thing.