They're not your average superheroes. They're not even your average heroes. They're the ones who've given up on being average. Welcome to the world of 5 Surreal Heroes, where the ordinary is overrated and the bizarre is the new normal.
1. The Surreal Scientist - A master of the absurd, with a PhD in making things up as he goes.
2. The Surreal Singer - A voice of reason in a world gone mad, with a song in his heart and a beat in his pants.
3. The Surreal Sculptor - A master of the macabre, with a hammer and chisel in his hand and a penchant for the bizarre.4. The Surreal Soldier - A defender of the defenseless, with a sword and shield in his hand and a love for the absurd.
5. The Surreal Philanthropist - A giver of gifts to those who don't deserve them, with a heart of gold and a wallet of platinum.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, my friends. There's so much more to these heroes than meets the eye. Or, you know, the The Surreal Scholar.