Normal Move: The Art of Not Trying

For the faint of heart, the uninspired, and the perpetually unimpressed.

Our expert team of unremarkable strategists have perfected the art of going through the motions, of not rocking, not paping, and most certainly not scissoring.

Learn how to play the game of not playing, where the only move that matters is the move you don't make, and the only win is the one you don't win.

Read our guide to Not Playing

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