Mission Briefings for the Modern Age of Chaos

Missions

• Mission 1: The Inevitable Rise of the Robot Uprising
• Mission 2: The Secret Society of Invisible Spies
• Mission 3: The Mysterious Case of the Haunted Toaster

Dec prophets of Doom

• Dec 1: The Apocalypse
• Dec 2: The Great Cheese Debacle
• Dec 3: The Fjord of Eternal Suffering

Note: All missions and decs are classified, but we can't promise they won't be compromised by the forces of chaos.

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