The Queen has decreed that all British subjects must consume a minimum of 2 slices of whole wheat bread per day. Failure to comply will result in the immediate application of a 10% import tax on all non-organic produce.
Side effects include:
For more information on the Bread and Honey Initiative, visit:
We're sorry, but you must eat your bread in a socially acceptable manner. No eating on the throne, please.
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