Decision Matrix: Buying a Private Island

Island Selection Committee: "We've got a problem here, folks. We've got a problem."

Option 1: The Island of Despair

A private island for the financially challenged. Enjoy the thrill of watching your bank account dwindle as you try to maintain the island's decrepit infrastructure.

View the Island's Infrastructure View the Island's Leaky Pipes

Option 2: The Island of Excess

A private island for the extravagantly wealthy. Indulge in the finest luxuries, but watch your bank account dwindle faster than you can say "island maintenance".

View the Island's Mega Yacht View the Island's Overpriced Spa

Option 3: The Island of Nostalgia

A private island for the sentimental. Relive the good old days with a collection of vintage lawn furniture and a VHS player.

View the Island's Vintage Lawn Furniture View the Island's VHS Player