Welcome to Monocle 2.0: The Colorblind Decision Maker. Are you tired of making decisions based on actual facts?

We thought so. This tool uses a combination of pseudoscience and unscientific guesswork to generate decisions for you.

Decisions:

Make a bad decision for you.
Make a better decision, but only for the sake of appearances.
Ignore all evidence and just wing it.
About this travesty.