Because, let's be real, sometimes the old methods just aren't cutting it.
Who needs actual reasons when you can wrap your argument in a blanket of love?
Example: "Hey, honey, I just saw this amazing article that says we should totally get a timeshare in Cancun... because I love you, and I want us to have more vacation time together."
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When the old justifications aren't working, it's time to bring in the big guns.
Example: "Honey, we need to get a second mortgage on the house so we can afford to send the kids to private school... for their own good, of course."