Appetizers
- Bruschetta Brawl - A classic appetizer with a side of fisticuffs.
- Insults as Garlic Bread - A side of our special sauce, made with the finest swear words.
Pasta Dishes
- Spaghetti Standoff - Our take on the classic, with a side of "I'm-a-tellin' you, you're-a-gonna pay."
- Tortellini of Dishonor - A delicate, yet deadly, plate of twisted pasta and broken dreams.
Entrees
- Mob Boss Meatballs - Our take on the classic, with a side of "You're-a-gonna be sleepin' with the fishes."
- Mafia Meatloaf - Our special meatloaf, made with love, hate, and a pinch of cement.