Secret Meeting

Minutes from the Council of Elders

We, the Council of Elders, met in secret to discuss the impending doom of the world. We decided:

1. We will not, in fact, end the world. That would be too much like work.
2. We will, however, increase the font size to 18pt to compensate for the impending doom.
3. We will make sure to wear our finest wizard hats to the next meeting.
4. We will not, repeat, NOT eat the last donut in the conference room. That would be a travesty.

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