As members of the resistance, we know that the art of napping is not just a necessity but a strategic advantage. In a world where sleep deprivation is a weapon used against us, we must master the techniques of napping to stay one step ahead of our oppressors.
Our research suggests that a well-timed nap can increase productivity by 300%, reduce stress by 90%, and improve decision-making by 99%.
Don't just dream of freedom; wake up to it. Join our community of napping revolutionaries today!
Read our manifesto and start your journey to becoming a master napper.