It started innocently enough. A pizza delivery request was made, with the expectation of hot, fresh slices arriving at your doorstep within the hour.
But what actually arrived was a pizza that had been sat outside for three hours, with a side of "Sorry, not my problem" from the delivery guy.
Our team has been working around the clock to resolve this... let's call it a "crust-astrophe."
**UPDATE:** We have implemented a new system, requiring all delivery guys to take a basic algebra test before being allowed on the job.
Stay tuned for more updates on these and other bug-related matters.