BUGZILLA: Bug 6
BUG 6: "The Infinite Loop of Suffering"
Caused by: Inadequate coffee consumption during critical coding hours.
Symptoms:
- Repeating loops that refuse to terminate
- Spontaneous combustion of keyboard and mouse
- Unexplained instances of 'not my problem'
Workarounds:
- Drink more coffee.
- Consult the ancient wisdom of 'Ctrl+Alt+Del'
- Call in a team of highly trained, ninja-like IT ninjas
Next Steps:
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