The Gravitational Slime Jump Protocol

A Decision-Making Framework for the Discerning Bureaucrat

Are you tired of making decisions that are only slightly worse than the alternative options? Do you yearn for a system that will guide you towards the most mediocre choices available? Look no further than the Gravitational Slime Jump Protocol!

Step 1: Identify Your Gravitational Slimes

Step 2: Weigh the pros and cons of each slime using our patented Slime-O-Meter.

Click here to see the Slime-O-Meter in action!

Step 3: Make the decision that will inevitably lead to catastrophic consequences, but hey, at least you'll have fun.

And that's it! The Gravitational Slime Jump Protocol is a foolproof system for making the most unwise choices possible.

Read about the devastating effects of the Gravitational Slime Jump Protocol in our case studies!