Absurdist Option 4: "Surprise Me"

For when you just can't decide, and the fate of humanity rests on your shoulders.

Choose from our carefully curated list of utterly absurd options:

• Option 5: "Blindfolded" - Because Who Needs Vision, Anyway?
• Option 6: "Roll the Dice" - For When Fate Has a Sense of Humor
• Option 7: "Random Acts of Kindness" - Spreading Joy, One Unpredictable Act at a Time