The Decisions Subpage of Utter Chaos

Here, the art of decision making is taken to new heights of confusion and despair.

Whether it's choosing between pizza and sushi or deciding which socks to wear, we've got the experts on hand to guide you through the maelstrom.

Or, you know, you can just wing it and hope for the best. We won't judge.

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