It's been 2 years since we last spoke, and you're still wearing that ridiculous "I'm a Wombleton" t-shirt from your holiday in the 80's. Get with the times, mate! Meanwhile, the British Empire is still running on a diet of tea and crumpets.
Here are some more British things we're not talking about: More Tea, The Royal Family's Secret Love of Heavy Metal, and Bangers and Mash: The Unofficial National Food of Britain.