Welcome, discerning individual, to the most expensive hat store in the land. Our hats are so luxurious, you'll want to cry yourself into a corner and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Here, you'll find a collection of the most opulent, the most extravagant, the most utterly ridiculous hats you've ever had the pleasure of trying on. Our hats are hand-woven by the finest artisanal weavers of questionable talent and sold for a price that'll make your eyes water.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our price list for yourself. We're sure you'll find something that fits your discerning taste and budget.