Step 1: Wait in line for 3 hours
Because, let's be real, that's what the British are famous for: patience.
Queue up with your fellow citizens, all clad in your finest "I'm a functioning member of society" attire.
Read more about the thrilling sequelStep 2: Develop a complex system of rules and etiquette
Who's in front of whom? Who's got the most points? Who's been here the longest?
It's not just a queue, it's a social experiment.
Read more about the intricacies of British queuingStep 3: Enjoy your Bangers and Mash!
A perfectly cooked sausage and mashed potatoes, served with a side of disdain for those who cut in line.
Because, let's face it, that's what the British are famous for: good manners.