A Very British Problem

It appears you've stumbled upon the sub-subpage of subpages of Britishness.

Here's a brief summary:

• The British are secretly controlling the world with their impeccable politeness.
• They're also behind the plot to make tea more popular than actual human interaction.
• And, let's be real, it's a travesty that they've never been known to wear pants.

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Or, if you're feeling really British: