Chapter 1: The Return of the Crumpets
After a brief hiatus, the crumpets are back in business, serving the most delightful combination of fish and chips, served with a side of witty banter.
We've also added a new menu item: the 'Fish and Chips 2.0', which comes with a free side of our patented British sarcasm sauce.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to taste the difference (get it? difference? ahahah)
Chapter 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Biscuits
It seems our supply of biscuits has gone MIA, and we're at a loss for how to get more.
We're offering a reward to anyone who can provide information on the whereabouts of our beloved biscuits.