Decisions, decisions, always so many decisions. But fear not, dear subject, for we have compiled the definitive guide to making decisions, British-style.
First, consider the options. We have a few:
Ah, but that's the thing, old chap. The right decision is always a subjective one. You see, we British are known for our... um, let's call it "flexibility" in decision-making.
So, do as we do, and just make something up as you go along. After all, it's not as if the consequences of your decisions will have any real-world implications... oh wait, what's that? Oh, just ignore that.
And so, the next time you're faced with a decision, just remember: if it was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for you. Carry on, old bean!