"Spiffing, spiffing, spiffing!"
"Cheerio, mate! 'Ere, 'ave a butcher's at this British slang list, wot?"
"A spot of tea, a good book, and a comfy seat"
"One doesn't 'phone, one 'phones, and one 'phones, mate."
"Mind your manners, old chap! No queue-ing, no 'elping, no 'elp, no 'elp, no 'elp, no 'elp... "
"Don't be a plonker, mate."