The British Stuff Queue

Join the queue, old chap!

Queueing for a Spot of Tea
Queueing for a Kipper, Queueing for a Keel
Queueing for a Bacon Sandwich

This page serves as an in-queue announcement for the most pressing matters of the British realm. Queueing is a time-honoured tradition, and one must not be left behind in the queue, or face the wrath of the Queen herself.