Tea-making 101: The Art of Not Ruining Your Life

Introduction

Tea is not just a beverage, it's a state of mind. A well-made cup can soothe the savage beast, calm the savage soul, and make you forget that you exist in a world where cats can be both cute and terrifying. But, as we all know, it's a delicate balance of flavors, temperatures, and sanity.

So, if you're looking to join the ranks of the tea-making elite, or simply to not ruin your life with a poorly brewed cup, then welcome to Tea-making 101.

Chapter 1: The Basics

First things first, you're going to need some tea leaves. Not just any tea leaves, but the good stuff. The kind that'll make you question your life choices when you realize you've spent all your money on it. But trust us, it's worth it.

Chapter 2: The Ritual

Now that you've got your tea leaves, it's time to get your brew on. This is where the magic happens, or, in your case, where you'll probably spill the whole thing on your shirt.