TEA-RAGE: The Agony of the Steeped
Warning: Tea-Rage attacks are a serious matter. If you've experienced any of the following symptoms, seek immediate assistance:
- Irrational anger
- Sudden urge to yell at a barista
- Inability to enjoy tea without it being 'just so good'
- Unexplained need to re-steep every 5 minutes
Don't worry, we're here for you. Our team of expert tea-ologists is on standby, ready to diagnose and treat the most common Tea-Rage symptoms:
- Excessive steeping
- Unbalanced tea-to-cup ratio
- Unrelenting frustration with the concept of 'good enough'
Symptom Treatments