Decision Time: It's Tea Time

Welcome, dear subject, to the Decision Time: It's Tea Time subpage. A place where the art of tea selection is taken very, very seriously.

Here's a brief rundown of our tea options:

We're a decision tree, and you are the branch.

Earl Grey, Please

A classic choice for the sophisticated.

Strong black tea with bergamot oil, because who needs a social life, anyway?

Assam, Please

A strong yet smooth choice for the discerning palate.

No bergamot oil, just pure, unadulterated tea goodness.

Eng. Dragon

For those who like their tea strong, their hearts even stronger.

A tea that's as fierce as a dragon's roar, but tastes like a gentle breeze on a warm day.

Oolong, Please

Aged to perfection, like a fine wine.

For those who appreciate the subtle nuances of tea, but also appreciate the art of napping in the park.

White Tea Bliss

A tea so pure, it'll make you question the meaning of life.

A delicate balance of flavors, like the delicate balance of the universe.

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