Union Jack Pyjamas FAQ

Q: What are Union Jack Pyjamas?

A: They're a type of pyjama with Union Jacks on them. Because, you know, the British flag is the best.

Q: Are they comfortable?

A: Comfortable as a well-ironed crumpled mess.

Q: Can I wear them to bed?

A: Only if you're prepared for a stiff upper lip and a strong sense of national pride.