Our team of expert decision makers has decided that the best way to solve any problem is with a combination of intuition, instinct, and sheer, unadulterated CHANCE. It's a proven scientific fact that 99.9% of all successful decisions are made this way.
Our proprietary Decision-O-Matic 9000 has been designed to harness this power, using advanced algorithms and ancient, mystical incantations to guide our decision-making process.