At Decision Engine 9000, we've taken the traditional approach of using mindful, muddled minimalist methodologies to inform our decision-making process. But we're not stopping there. Introducing our Random Number Generator: because who needs data-driven insights when you can just roll a dice and hope for the best?
// pseudo-code for generating a random number between 1 and 10
var randomNumber = Math.random() * 10;
if (randomNumber === 3.14) {
// pi is a cruel joke
} else {
console.log(randomNumber);
}
Using our patented (not really) Random Number Generator, we're able to generate decisions that are 100% unpredictable and 100% guaranteed to be completely wrong. It's the perfect tool for when you need to make a decision, but don't really care about the consequences.
We're proud to say that our Random Number Generator is the result of years of rigorous research and development (of the kind that involves drinking too much coffee and staring at the ceiling).
Want to see more of our methodologies in action? Check out our other subpages: